Red Temptress: Archive

Apr 1st

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In Egyptian mythology, the god Saa (also spelled...

ohyeahfacts: (The Essential Book of Useless Information)

Mar 30th

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →

Blur (63) Depeche Mode (54) Patrick Wolf (33) The Smiths (21) Tokyo Police Club (20) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Mar 30th

-masterofnone: Beirut - Carousels

Mar 30th

Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →

Gorillaz (76) Parenthetical Girls (49) Blood Red Shoes (48) Phantogram (44) Caribou (39) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Mar 24th

Mar 20th

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Secretary: Hey, Larry, do you still have that tickle in your anus? I cannot get you an appointment for two weeks.
Larry: What?
Michael: Are you experiencing discomfort?
Larry: What is she talking about? [to secretary] What are you talking about? Where'd you get that from?
Michael: It's nothing to joke around about. Who are you trying to make an appointment with?
Secretary: Rosenberg.
Michael: Rosenberg's a good man. I got a better one. Pencil. Call this man: Doctor J. Whitney. My wife's cousin, Kai, she runs the office.
Larry: Oh, she does?
Michael: She can open all the doors, not just the back one. You know what I mean? Seriously, she can get you in today and you don't have to think about it again. Why not?
Larry: That's nice of you but there's really nothing wrong with me. I mean-"I have a tickle in my anus". I don't have a tickle--[to secretary] Are you fucking crazy?! Huh?! Tickle in my anus? Where do you come-why'd you say that!? I don't have a tickle! Who said that?!
Michael: I gotta go, I gotta go.
Secretary: Look, I think I've given you the wrong impression. Larry's anus is fine-
Larry: Shut the fuck up, okay?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Mar 20th

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small mention on 30 Rock!

Donaghy: This is an exciting time for NBC. Not Seinfeld-Friends-ER exciting; more like, 3D-episodes-of-Merlin exciting. But I believe this is a great time for all of us, because Kabletown is a great company. Even if it is from......Philadelphia.

Mar 19th

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THIS is a condom?

rebe721: arisejackio: omg what? really? o.O genital warts.

Mar 18th